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Dearest Mikey J,

Growing up in Indianapolis, Indiana during my formative years (yes, we were Hoosiers together, Mike!), I spent my ’90s childhood reveling in your genius (or at least idolizing my older brother Jolly, aka your number one fan). Jolly was obsessed with mimicking your moves and your voice- when he wasn’t devoting himself to 2Pac, naturally- and when he came home from school, my sister Ali and I would swiftly make our way to the TV room, where we’d join him, the youngest of the four boys in our family, in impromptu lip-syncing to “Beat It” and attempts at the robot and the moonwalk (big bro was actually quite impressive for a suburban white boy, as was noted by all his observers). We’d blast “Scream” and jump around the couches in awe-inspired revelry, enchanted by the beat and impossibly catchy melodies you explored. After watching your video for “Smooth Criminal,” we dangerously attempted your elegant floor-skimming lean, and by the time we heard “Man in the Mirror,” we considered you our own personal friend. When “Thriller” crept through the speakers or onto the television screen, little Al would either run to Mommy or cry in fright… such was the power of your imagination and work. I mean, really- we practically worshipped you.

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VMAN Slumps

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Dear VMAN,

Are you watching the NBA Playoffs? Crazy, right? Who would’ve guessed that the Rockets would take the Lakers to seven games without Yao? The Lakers are the most talented team in the league, but they only go hard when they feel like it. On any given night, they can beat any team in the league – by twenty points. Conversely, however, on any given night, they can lose to any team in the league. They’re up and down and side to side like a centipede! It’s too hard to root for a team like that. Do you understand where I’m going with this? You’re acting like the Lakers – all the potential in the world, but you’re still hit or miss. Your latest cover – with Joseph Gordon-Levitt – well, it’s hideous! He looks like one of the cast members from that movie Alive – you know, the one where the plane crashes in the Andes and the passengers freeze/run out of food/cannabalize each other. It doesn’t exactly embody summer. Also, it’s freaking Joseph Gordon-Levitt! You may as well have put McLovin on the cover… Or, hell, Shia LaBeouf – at least he gets to hook up with Megan Fox in his movies. It did, however, elicit a reaction (albeit of disgust), which is more than I can say for your dual spring covers – those shots were more boring than seeing the trailer for Sandra Bullock’s The Proposal for the nineteenth time in two months (I swore that movie had come and gone already…), and they completely betrayed those fuchsia suits by Calvin Klein and Givenchy. If you think that sprinkling a nude editorial of Doutzen between shots of Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend and articles about Ashley Olson will justify your price tag, then you’re in for a shock – guys that are into fashion porn just wait for those pics to hit the web.

Disappointed,

Your Father

P.s. Why can’t you be more like i-D’s Manhood Issue? Continue reading…

The Most Interesting Man In The World Doesn't Want To See Your Package

His blood smells like cologne. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. He lives vicariously through himself. He is The Most Interesting Man In The World. Here’s what he has to say…

Catch the drift? Casual chic, Chaplinesque – just a couple of the terms thrown around to describe the baggy pajamas as trousers look from several menswear collections this spring… an obvious backlash to the tight jeans that have infiltrated Super Bowl parties, strip clubs, and Tool Time audiences everywhere. Look, when The Most Interesting Man In The World says jump, you jump. If Steven Cox and Daniel Silver tell you to jump, you ask, “How high?”

Looks from Bottega Veneta, Duckie Brown, Roberto Cavalli, Kris Van Assche, Louis Vuitton, and Duckie Brown (again) via men.style.com.

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Will Guys Wear Leggings And/Or Skirts?

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Short answer: yes. It’s just a matter of time – men will eventually be wearing skirts and leggings. This decade has taught us that anything is possible. Go back ten years… Did you think that a black man could ever be president? Did you think that Justin Timberlake would ever have more street cred than Eminem? Did you think that someone like William Hung could ever get his or her fifteen minutes? Let’s face it, at some point men everywhere are going to have to confront the idea of wearing leggings or skirts. I’m sure there are some guys that think this is going too far, but there are a lot of guys out there that thought skinny jeans was going too far. Look at those guys now – still in their Ed Hardy gear… tsk tsk.

Ugly guys aren’t going to be able to pull off this look, but a lot of good-looking men won’t be able to pull it off either, if for no other reason than it’s going to require a lot of confidence. For example, check out the Comme des Garcons model in the above left photo – a simple look, kinda James Deanish with the white tee, he owns it. The Duckie Brown model in the middle is so cool, it doesn’t matter what he’s wearing. The John Galliano model on the right – eh, not so much. He has the deer in the headlights look on his face. He’s thinking, “Are my friends going to see this?” Like my mother used to say: “A confident man wears the clothes. A John Galliano Man gets worn by the clothes.”

What to expect? Expect a few guys to try this look out and pull it off (a la the Japanese guy in the last photo on the next page), and expect a lot of guys to try it out and fail. Don’t expect it to last long, however, because most guys will eventually get sick of having to pull down another layer of clothing whenever they have to take a leak.

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R.I.P. Plaid

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A memo to hipsters:

We like plaid too. However, we like it because it reminds us of grunge – not because it helps us get in touch with the working-class. Seriously, unless you’re a lumberjack, you shouldn’t be wearing plaid anymore. You are not working-class. Put down your PBR and quit pretending to not care. The truth is, you do care, but you probably lack imagination.

Allow us to help! We suggest you start with a gradient print. Very clean. Very easy. If you’re feeling a little more gutsy, try polka dots, but think micro-pattern, not Dusty Rhodes.  If you don’t like those suggestions, Dolce & Gabbana played with some oriental prints for spring. We don’t like the oriental prints that much, but you obviously enjoy pretending to be someone else, so perhaps this trend will find you well.

Check out the looks from Givenchy, Miharayasuhiro, Alexander McQueen, Lacoste, Comme des Garcons, Burberry, Dries, and Dolce & Gabbana after the jump.

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The Look: Show Me Your Boobs / The Age of The Scoop

Hey girls, did you get left behind for Spring Break 2009? Were you researching the mating patterns of sea plankton while your friends were researching the mating rituals of boys? Well, don’t worry! Spring is coming to your neck of the woods, and the boys are gonna be showing plenty of cleavage this season.

That’s right, the V-Neck and the Deep V are out. Presenting: the Scoop Neck. Guys, get hold of these shirts before American Apparel and Urban Outfitters start force-feeding those hipster doofuses this trend, and, with any luck, you’ll be the only one wearing the Scoop Neck at the Grizzly Bear concert.

Keep reading for photo evidence from shows by D&G, Gucci, Hermes, Marc by Marc, Burberry, Prada, Roberto Cavalli, and Versace.

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The Look: Red Scare

It seems everyone’s favorite fashion patriarch is finally giving the boys some much-needed attention. Yes, now every man can own his own man pearls and iconic camelia, designed by the seemingly superhuman Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel. While the Kaiser is better known for his modern riffs on tweed suits and the classic 2.55 (not to mention a controversial quote or too…), it’s no secret that he is a master of multi-tasking, taking up multiple creative director positions and reinterpreting everything from bikes to fishing rods while simultaneously working his magic season after season. So it should come as no surprise that he’s expanded upon his love for his favorite male model/BFF/muse Brad Kroenig to welcome a taste of Chanel menswear into his repertoire. A memorable finale of muscle strutted the runway at the women’s spring 2009 show, highlighted with atypical man-fare like the aforementioned jewelry and satin bows. The Paris-Moscou collection for pre-fall 2009 featured the super-suave boys in leather pants and over-the-knee boots, and the current resort season introduced some lovely pastel (though feminine) sweaters and (uber-Dolce & Gabbana) itty-bitty shorts amongst the silvery women’s garb. Lagerfeld’s a genius, but some of the men’s designs have been more awkward than a Wang-clad Wintour. Lucky for Chanel fans, most of the handsome looks have proven themselves almost as harmonious as The Four Freshman. When it’s a star like Karl re-imagining men’s wardrobes, I’m just fine sitting back to watch in awe as the master perfects his craft- even if it is perfected with an unabashed girlish touch…

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Backstage Pass: Zara Pals

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Back when Ali Stephens and Taylor Fuchs shot the fall Zara Traffic collection together, the cat-eyed models became fast friends. With their similar looks they make the perfect couple…er, team. (To the left is them at New York Fashion Week S/S 09.) Someone get them an edit together, pronto. Until then, enjoy some Zara pics after the jump.

Candid photo shot by Elaine S. Harding. All Zara photos from zara.com via tfs. Continue reading…



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